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Jul. 18th, 2009

bullet points

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is a movie I feel is best reviewed through comparing it to the previous film, Order of the Phoenix. And bullet-points allow me to say the most while typing the least. So:
  • Order of the Phoenix was a beautifully directed film, conveying a constant sense of forward motion. We saw the change in seasons, Harry performing his schoolwork while threatened by the dangers of the outside world. There was a sense of the weeks and months passing, as the new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher tightened her grip on the running of the school while Harry and his friends resisted her as best they could. Harry Potter's classes, Harry's conversations, Harry's friendships and Harry's explorations all built and rose to a titanic clash of wills where bloodthirsty wizards surrounded five teenaged amateurs.

  • Half-Blood Prince is a collection of seemingly random scenes, where Harry witnesses various events take place, observing without taking action. He mostly sees various romances between his supporting cast members, which serve to fill in the time until the conclusion. There is almost no sense of temporal progression, no visual sense of advancing classes, progress in relationships or any visual sense of constant development. Harry passes through an entire year and attends only one class. The school year feels like a couple weeks at best. In taking the approach of killing time until the climax, the film destroys any sense of time.

  • Order of the Phoenix was a well -shot and sharply edited film, featuring gorgeous direction and well-arranged scene transitions that slowly cranked up the tension and suspense. Thinking of this film brings to mind Hermione imploring Harry to teach the students self-defense, which was followed by pulling back through the windows of the dorm and streaking back to the village, where Harry gave his call to arms. Or the exhilarating broomstick flight. And the atmospheric, haunting confrontation in the rain-soaked tunnel where Harry faced two ghostly apparitions who had come to take his soul. Or the sequence where the euphoria of the students successfully rebelling against Professor Umbridge was contrasted with the horror of Harry seeing his godfather tortured.

  • Half-Blood Prince is devoid of proper scene transitions; every cut is rough, confusing, and scenes begin abruptly and conclude awkwardly. The cutting from Harry at Ron's house to the Hogwarts Express is offputting and clumsy. The shortcuts taken in editing are obvious and disruptive to the sense of progression; the editing in sequences like Harry filling the goblet and pouring the contents down Dumbledore's mouth are positively amateurish. One of the worst scene transitions is cutting from Dumbledore in his office informing Harry of their mission to Dumbledore and Harry preparing to teleport from the tower. There is no sense of the pair having moved in space or any passage of time; they're just abruptly in a different location for no clear reason. And while there are a few standout shots, from the lake of fire to Ginny's kiss, overall, the direction is astonishingly artless and dull. The central action sequence is a handful of actors huddled together in the middle of a swamp pointing wooden sticks in random directions. The villains inexplicably fail to focus their fire on this one location. It's astonishing to believe Half-Blood Prince and Order of the Phoenix are the work of the same director.

  • Order of the Phoenix was a well-scripted film that understood how to let Harry, Ron and Hermione bounce off each other with their conflicting approaches, conversational styles and personalities.

  • Half-Blood Prince has awkward scenes of forced comedy that have the characters making silly faces at each other rather than interacting genuinely.

  • Order of the Phoenix was a thoughtfully structured film that was able to distill the complex details of J.K. Rowling's novel to a tightly-paced plot. It accomplished this because the script chose to focus on one specific theme of the novel; the film set its attention on Harry's isolation. The movie centered on Harry being alienated and cast out from the wizarding community, hostile towards his friends, and thinking he faced the world alone, only to eventually learn to unite his allies to defy their enemies and vanquish their demons. Almost every scene, every shot, every conversation in Order of the Phoenix is about Harry's position relative to his friends and his classmates. Almost every scene shows Harry either isolating himself, then struggling to move closer another individual or a group, only to be repelled or driven off or taken away. The opening shot of Order of the Phoenix was Harry sitting alone in a playground. The closing shot was Harry walking amongst his classmates.

  • Half-Blood Prince has no theme beyond fulfilling the necessity of having a movie between the fifth and seventh installment. The novel was all about exploring the two fixtures of good and evil in the Harry Potter universe; the malevolent Lord Voldemort's origins are revealed as loveless and cold, while the seemingly omniscient, always wise Dumbledore is exposed as vulnerable, flawed and only human. The film fails to even touch upon these character arcs. Voldemort's childhood is barely featured. Dumbledore isn't the charming, suave, compassionate, knowing man of the novels, but simply a bearded authority figure just like every other bearded authority figure in fantasy fiction.

  • Order of the Phoenix was written by Michael Goldenberg, who has a very firm grasp of theme, subtext and characterization. "You're the weak one, and you'll never know love -- or friendship -- and I feel sorry for you."

  • Half-Blood Prince was written by Steve Kloves, who at best, has a working knowledge of the alphabet. There is not a single line of dialogue in this film that is insightful, meaningful or memorable.

  • Order of the Phoenix is a film about isolation, loneliness, and the drive to find the will and way to unite your friends and allies and stand shoulder to shoulder.
  • Half-Blood Prince is about two and a half hours long.

Watching this movie made me realize how the Harry Potter team at Warner Bros. really goes from zero to clueless the second talents like Alfonso Cuaron and Michael Goldenberg aren't behind the wheel. With regret, I am finished seeing Harry Potter films unless it's a slow night and I feel up for a rental. David Yates seemed to really understand the characters and significance of the series in the previous film, but Half-Blood Prince has him doing a very convincing impression of someone who doesn't, and the Yates/Kloves pairing will be behind the next two films.


Jul. 13th, 2009

heart-thumping

I felt excited over a new version of the VideoLAN player software today.

... dear God, I need to get out more.

good as dead

My coffee grinder is broken.

... I might as well be dead.

Jul. 7th, 2009

help

IB: "Hey, Cody, could you help me with my superhero script?"
CODY: "Is it done?"
IB: "No, just the treatment. The issue is, I need some more mean things for the lead to do and you are really good at writing mean people."
CODY: "I'm good at writing mean people... what are you saying?(!)"
IB: "I only know that because I've read your scripts."

Jul. 4th, 2009

michael piller's last rites

INT. CAFE - CONTINUOUS
A bell over the door tinkles as Johnny enters, moves immediately to the counter... where a rural faced MANAGER mans the cash register... there are large windows around the place so you can see outside. Several customers are eating.

JOHNNY: "I'm being abducted. The African-American man outside attacked me and forced me into his car. Don't look at him. Call the police. Um, State police. Not the county sheriff.
MANAGER: "Are you serious?"

The bell over the door tinkles again as Bruce enters...

JOHNNY: (switching subjects for Bruce's benefit) "And I'll take this... "

Johnny quickly grabs a bag of chips from beside the counter...

BRUCE: "You want to get a couple sodas to go?"

JOHNNY: "Anything you say, mister."

Bruce doesn't notice the attendant staring at him with scared eyes.

JOHNNY: (beat, focusing the manager) "Think you can ring us up now... "

As the manager looks back to Johnny, reaches for the chips to ring them up... on the exchange, RAMP TO JOHNNY FACE...

A JOHNNY FLASH - RUMBLING SURREAL CLOUDS ROLLING AT US

JOHNNY REACTS

ANOTHER JOHNNY FLASH - THE LITTLE BELL OVER THE DOOR TINKLES AS THE DOOR SHAKES... INCREASINGLY MORE VIOLENT...

CLOSER ON JOHNNY AS HE REACTS

ANOTHER JOHNNY FLASH - THE WINDOWS OF THE CAFE IMPLODE... GLASS FLYING EVERYWHERE... CUSTOMERS, THE ATTENDANT FALLING... CUT... DESTRUCTION... HORROR...

CLOSER STILL ON JOHNNY

as he realizes Bruce and the manager are looking at him curiously... And Johnny hates this... he hates this... he's thinking, again? He sighs, has no choice, glances at Bruce... then back to the manager and says quietly...

JOHNNY: "There's going to be a storm. A big storm, like a hurricane or a tornado... "

The man just stares at him, this has to be some kind of joke...

JOHNNY: "I'm not sure when. But soon. It will not be safe here."
BRUCE: "This is Johnny Smith. I've known him a long time. He has psychic abilities. Believe him."
MANAGER: "A minute ago, he told me you were abducting him."
BRUCE: (does a take, looks at Johnny who shrugs, I had to try) "He... told you... that... ?"

He laughs, embarrassed...

MANAGER: "Is this a rib? Did Wally at the car lot send you over here to... "
JOHNNY: "I know you don't believe me. But when the storm comes and it will come -- remember what I said.

Off the manager's confused and concerned face...

JOHNNY: "Don't wait. Don't think. Get everyone to safety right away. Please. People will die here if you do not take cover."

EXT. CAFE - DAY
As they come out... but Johnny is not the usual Johnny -- he's not into this... he doesn't want to be a hero... he feels more like a victim than a hero...

BRUCE: "Hey, this better be on the level because if you're just trying to get out of the intervention -- "

But he can see that Johnny is in a dark place... genuinely concerned... the internal pain that Johnny has been containing for months is moving to the surface...

JOHNNY: "How many times do I have to see something like this? How many people have to die in my mind before I go crazy?"

Bruce looks at him... and now Johnny makes eye contact with him...

JOHNNY: "Why do I have to live with these things? I'm a human being."
BRUCE: "Hey, you may have just saved lives back there... "
JOHNNY: "Too many lives to save. Too many lives I can't."
BRUCE: "Look, John... "
JOHNNY: "I can't... do this anymore. I can't have these visions in my head any more."
BRUCE: "So what do you want to do?"
JOHNNY: " ... "
BRUCE: "I mean about the storm."

**

This was the last script Michael Piller ever wrote for The Dead Zone. In retrospect, I think he must have known he wouldn't be able to take as active a hand in the show as he had before, and he took his last episode to try to wrap up his character threads. I think it turned out beautifully.

Jul. 1st, 2009

another exercise in crypticism

I don't know why I thought it would last for ever because nothing ever does. Not the good, but then again, also not the bad.

Jun. 30th, 2009

dodging

IB: "So, I'm looking at your resumé -- "
ED: "How'd you get a hold of that?"
IB: "That's not important. I'm just wondering, what's this Japanese Heritage School you attended?"
ED: "Oh, we learn basic $#!t there; how to pilot giant robots, how to handle alien invasions in downtown Tokyo, how to over-extend the size of our eye-sockets... "

angelina jolie has no business being ordinary

I'm a big fan of J. Michael Straczynski's writing. His work is often fueled by a disdain and distrust for institutions, governments and the establishment in general, marked with his skill for grand oratory and a constant sense of paranoia. He's got all of Patrick McGoohan's fury and all of George Markstein's skill (although he can be highly self-indulgent and lacks the restraint of, say, Paul Haggis). Straczynski's work on The Changeling has resulted in a terrific, powerful script of a normal, ordinary woman thrust into a horrifying struggle against power; Christine Collins' young son is kidnapped, the police return him, only the boy they return isn't her son, but the police, desperate for positive media, insist he is and declare Collins insane. One woman against society.

Unfortunately, I really don't think Angelina Jolie has any business playing an ordinary person. I don't know much about her personal life, but her obvious plastic surgery makes her look alien and inhuman. Judgements aside, the result is that I can't mentally accept her as an average, everyday person. It's not an issue when she's playing a superpowered assassin or an English-female variant on Indiana Jones. But Straczynski's script is drawing all of its empathy and emotion from Christine Collins being average, unspectacular, unnoteworthy and thrust into a ghastly situation -- and Jolie is physically incapable of playing average.

There are some movies where I can't stand watching them due to poor execution (Clerks, Chasing Amy, Highlander), but the scripts are enjoyable reading. I think The Changeling will be one of them.

Was Jennifer Connelly not available... ?

Jun. 28th, 2009

acting

MONICA: "Let's go onto the Ryerson campus and pretend to be students!"
IB: "Oooh, yes. There's a special craft to that. The key to resembling a student is a simple but detailed performance. The first step is to curve your body language slightly; bend your arms and wrists at all times, keep your knees slightly bent, all to give the impression that you're perpetually awkward and uncertain and preparing for some sort of attack. The next is to widen your eyes at all times to seem slightly dazzled by the everyday world, and to maintain an expression of pleasant, empty-headed blankness. And the third is to up the pitch of your voice by an octave -- "

Monica stares at Ib.

IB: " -- and anytime someone of the opposite sex looks at you, you should -- should -- should start stamm -- stamm -- stammering -- ever -- every single word -- as as as though you can't quite -- quite -- get the -- get the -- get the sentences out."

CODY: "I've never seen a student like that in my life."
IB: "Yeah, well, I used to watch the WB."

this is becoming a chorus

MONICA: "I went to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."
IB: "I'm so sorry to hear that, is there anything we can do to help?"

Although, really, I think she got off easy compared to me. Yesterday, I saw Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li, and I've never seen anything so utterly determined to be incompetent.

contradiction

IB: "I've failed at everything."
OLLIE: "No you haven't, you little bitch."

Jun. 26th, 2009

not teasing

CODY: "Ben and I really loved how you were teasing Jonah the whole night."
IB: "Teasing Jonah?"
CODY: "Yeah, you know. Telling him, 'I know what it's like to be petrified in the face of even the smallest criticism.' 'I used to be a total loser too.' 'I'm still a loser any time women are involved.' It was really funny."
IB: "Um. I wasn't teasing him. That was all true."
CODY: " ... "
IB: "This is your fault. You're the one who told me to smile more."

**

ED: "You know, Ib, being Japanese, I identify tremendously with these animated shows. For example, the first time I piloted a giant robot against aliens invading Tokyo, I was scared. Excited, but scared."

Jun. 25th, 2009

edward: don't stalk buffy

I always knew that Cullen kid was trouble.

Jun. 22nd, 2009

favourite blog post of the day

I have a lot of favourite bloggers. [info]pugnacioun for earnest, heartfelt sardonicism. [info]vp_sparky for his tracts on the evils of bikers who use roads generally built for automobiles. (He once told me that I was "not a total douche bag," which, coming from him, is high praise.) But I think gnat1982 is my favourite blogger today, for this post alone: http://gnat1982.livejournal.com/1129.html#cutid1, which is all about the evils of small-talk.

Jun. 21st, 2009

the dead zone

Ib and Cody are watching the first two episodes of The Dead Zone.

CODY: "So, I'm betting that Johnny's ex-girlfriend is married to a jerk and Johnny will save her, right? And that reverend guy definitely killed Johnny's mother."
IB: "Hahahahahahahahaa!!"

Ib and Cody are at the scene where Bruce gives Johnny a pair of black leather gloves.

IB: "You know how on Lost, little things like a pair of gloves, a throwaway detail, will become really important in a future episode?"
CODY: "So the gloves are really important later on?"
IB: "Hahahahaha! No. Actually, you never see the gloves again after this episode."

Ib and Cody get to the scene where we meet Frank Dodd's mother.

CODY: "Oh my God! That's my old acting coach! She looks so young!"
IB: "That's neat."
CODY: "She once told me the only roles she gets are moms and trailer trash."
IB: "Well, she's got a good long run on this show."
CODY: "Really?"

From the TV comes the sound of a gunshot.

CODY: "No. I don't think she does... "

Later, Ib is driving Cody back to his apartment.

IB: "I'm starting to wish we hadn't watched The Dead Zone and immediately followed up on it by driving a car on a dark, rainy night... "

Jun. 16th, 2009

well, i haven't...

IB: "What's vodka sauce?"
LEXIE: " ... you've never had vodka sauce?"
IB: "I've never even had vodka."
LEXIE: "I thought everyone has vodka when they come of age."
IB: "I had a Pop Tart."
LEXIE: "Same thing, I'm sure."

Jun. 15th, 2009

voices

PURDY: "Have you ever had a boring vision, Johnny?"
JOHNNY:  "What?"
PURDY: "In the time since your Dead Zone has been active, have you ever touched someone, and seen them mowing their lawn? Or taking a nap?"
JOHNNY:  "No."
PURDY: "Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why. Because you are -- important."
JOHNNY:  "I think you mean -- unfortunate."
PURDY: "I know this isn't the life you would have chosen. But it is the life that has chosen you. And you cannot deny the possibility that some other force is guiding you. Choosing what you will see."
JOHNNY:  "Just say His name, Reverend. I know you're dying to."
PURDY:  "Destiny, Johnny. It is your destiny to help people. I truly believe that."

- Destiny, 1x13 of The Dead Zone, by Michael Piller and Craig Silverstein

I've always liked this scene. It expresses a very determined, forceful sentiment on making the best one can out of one's life, no matter how misbegotten. But I also liked the rhythm; Johnny's light yet bitter jabs at Reverend Purdy's faith carefully sidestep any sense that the scene is posturing or lecturing. And also, there's something intimately personal about this scene,. I often find that the very best storytelling is fueled by an overwhelming sense of internal, personal expression, given shape and form through fictional characters.

Michael Piller was an incredibly shy person -- I once met a Paramount intern who talked about how he'd greeted Piller for the first time and Piller turned red and ran away in fright. Piller had a close working relationship with his son, who was not actually his biological son, and as a stepfather, he had to deal with being an outsider to his own family. The more I learn about Piller, the more Johnny Smith seems like an outlet for certain forces in Piller's life.
Johnny Smith on television was a well-spoken, often needlessly formal man whose schoolteacher persona was marked with a playful sense of humour. He had to cope with alienation and isolation. He expressed himself through exercising a very unique and individual talent. It's interesting that around the time Piller's illness began to take hold and prevent him from working as much as he wanted, Johnny Smith developed the equivalent of a deadly brain tumour.

With hindsight during a DVD  re-watch, it's obvious when Piller is no longer running The Dead Zone. Johnny's politeness evapourates from the character's dialogue, the character's loneliness is set aside, his issues with his son are dismissed, his bizarre perspective of the world is ignored. Even the brain tumour is forgotten. The Johnny Smith I was introduced to was, possibly, the product of one specific person, and without that voice, Johnny lost his own.

The sixth season of The Dead Zone is a curious product. Scott Lew, Sam Ernst, Jim Dunn, Ann Lewis Hamilton and Richard Hatem are very talented writers, but their skills just aren't suited to the points of interest of the Johnny Smith character.  Their fondness for the series is obvious, especially with their subtly unintrusive references to the Michael Piller episodes. But their ability to present the strengths of the Dead Zone concept is hit and miss. Someone with a talent for writing alienated outsiders with a playful sense of humour was needed as the new showrunner, someone like Paul Haggis (Due South). Unfortunately, we got the guy from Tru Calling. Alternatively, the post-Piller team needed to reimagine the series to suit their strengths, as opposed to fumbling about in his shadow.

Maybe television just isn't the place for one person's voice. It's a medium that depends on collaboration, and while you can have a certain in-house style (Joss Whedon), individual people often move onto other jobs or expire. The West Wing, Dawson's Creek, Gilmore Girls, The Prisoner and Sliders all had a unique identity that vanished the second those crucial members of the team left the building.

Jun. 10th, 2009

outdated

I remember, a couple years ago, I was reading a Doctor Who novel where one of the Doctor's companions is impressed by twenty-second century medical technology, primarily by the spray on bandages used to protect her wounds. Thing is, we already have those. I use them on my knuckles. (It's not what you think, I fell down some icy stairs.)

I'm watching The Dead Zone right now and the first two seasons had a cute running joke where psychic Johnny Smith always knows who's calling him on the phone. By the third season, however, Johnny was simply looking at the call display on his cell phone. Part of this is because poor Michael Piller was so sick he was editing about two scripts a year via AIM, but psychic caller-ID just wasn't that impressive once the service had become common-place.

One of my favourite movies is Before Sunrise, where Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy promise to meet again in Vienna in six months, exchanging neither addresses nor phone numbers. When Julie Delpy was promoting the sequel, Before Sunset, she admitted that the plot probably wouldn't work anymore now that instant messaging had become so widespread and convenient.

The existence of E-mail would also destroy the plots of Pride and Prejudice and Sense and Sensibility, although Jane Eyre could cope.

Jun. 7th, 2009

opportunity cost

Sarah Connor: (examining a cell phone) "These numbers -- one through nine. If I press seven of them, will someone talk to me?"

I just don't see the point of buying a new cell phone when I can just eBay a new battery for my Samsung a500 at the cost of seven bucks.

Jun. 1st, 2009

unwary

Ib: "How was the weekend?"
Jordan: "Terrible. Due to general discontent involved with solicitation."
Ib: "Are you a prostitute?"
Jordan: "No, I was going door to door trying to sign people up for Price Protection on Gas and Hydro."
Ib: "Jordan, listen to me carefully. I want you to quit that 'job' right now."
Jordan: "Already done. This solicitation job is inconsistent and stressful. I'm actually supposed to be on a week long trip to Thunder Bay right now. Thankfully, I came to my senses day before yesterday."
Ib: "They would have driven you idiots out to Thunder Bay?"
Jordan: "So long as you paid for your own motel room."
Ib: "Jordan! Why would you even -- hang on a second. You didn't watch Welcome to the NHK, did you?"
Jordan: " ... "
Ib: "I told you to watch it. This is one anime would have prepared you for these situations."
Jordan: "I am aware of that. I shall heed your advice over this coming week while I search for another restaurant gig."
Ib: "Please do that. NHK will warn you against all the traps lying in wait for the naive and unwary twentysomething -- including multilevel marketing schemes and door to door sales jobs."
Jordan: "Based on the parallels between Satou and I perhaps watching it would provide me with some real insight."
Ib: "I hope you absorbed enough out of this to never let this happen to you again. I don't want you telling me in a few months' time that you've joined the London Scientology chapter."

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